Calling All Wallets

Economics in Granada revolve around the phone booth,
Paste a poster on the glass, hope business cuts loose,
Unreported antics putting Tyco to shame
‘Cause shafting the state is the law in Spain.
Rip a tab with a number, the classes begin:
German, English or Italian,
Arab tongue twisters, harmonica, too
Cheapo ceramics, Spanish for prudes,
(Did we mention apartments, houses, closets to rent?)
Basketweaving with a dude and his trusty scent.
You can learn to dance flamenco,
I’m sure the teacher’s fair,
Grab a Turkish bath discount,
No comment on the hair.
So if you want skills or just people to screw
Slap your ad inside a phonebooth, make scam dreams true.


Granada, Spain, Andalucia, Apartment, Spanish, Economics, Law